Today is a very important day for ppl who work..
Basically, I think theres like wut? 70%/100% is workers in the entire world? I think? lolx..
Duno la! In short, this is a day when ppl sit down.. chill down.. get together... give a little love.. or maybe hate...

In conjunction to today, mix.fm even got this thingy,
http://www.mix.fm/music/freeflow@5/default.asp
Dedicate a song to ur boss ^^
A way... to show love to ur boss.. or a way to vent anger against ur boss indirectly. XD
Just dun let them find out XD.

For my post this time, I got some pretty important stuffs to share.

First of all, there are a few kind of boss out there.
I did a little research in the working world, and found this out.



If you got bosses like these, rejoice! Ur one of the few lucky ppl in the entire world.
If you have bosses like this, be happy! Dun complain nimore ^^
Those who aren't working, pray la.. in the future u get bosses like these..
IF LA .. u have bosses like this :

1. The Coach. The one that motivates u, inspire u, and pray success for you. He will always throw challenges at u, so u can improve and get promoted. Good rite?

2. The Teacher. The one thats patient, if u do sth wrong, will teach u the right steps and wants u to learn ur job well. Very understanding mia.... This boss ah.. wah.. sometimes better than our spm teacher ah.. so u better be happy.

3. The Mentor. Will always be ready to guide u, always have his door open for u. Budden leh.. If u go up to him with every miao miao stuffs ah.. u sure make him tu lan one. Got really big trouble den only go consult him, abo ah... later u sure hear him say "WTF LA! WHAT U WANNA EAT TOMORO OSO WAN CONSULT ME AH? LAY MA!"



Ok.. now ah.. for the jialat mia boss.
Most of the entire world got like this mia boss... which u would like to say to them
"This boss ah .. damn a**hole mia" "This b**** ah, all talk nia, let me see u do la"
These are the boss, which u wanna vent ur anger at, and if u have these kinda typical bad bosses... den ah...
I pray for u la.. O mi to for, Allah, Amen, Oh My Kadavulea.. to wateva religion u are. I pray for u.
Here are the a**hole bosses :

1. The idiot. These kinda bosses rite.. make u wonder sometimes. "This boss ah, siao lan mia, budden can become my boss. WTF? " They really make u wonder, how do they become ur bosses anywayz? They are stupid, u can't tell what they are thinking and these kinda boss can even lie their way through that Black IS White. He make mistake, u kenot tell him one. Correct him and ur dead.

You : " er.. boss.. budden .. this is black leh... not white.." *Holds the proof, that it really is black*
Boss : If I did any mistake, I will say that I am wrong. But when I say THIS IS WHITE! MEANS ITS WHITE! U dun come and argue with me, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
*Den u stand there.... WTF?*


2. The Back-Stabber. Hor, this boss ah.. more jialat den the idiot boss. In front of you ah, they tell u "U did a great job","Wah, ur so pretty today", "Wow, Cool shirt u got there, "That was a darn great acheivement". Den ar.. behind ur back ah, they tell the other employee "That guy ah, haiyo, so lan si.","That guy ah, nva does his work properly, haiz".
My own lecturer kena:

Boss : These days ah.. ppl been saying that ah.. u kenot do work or, productivity no good.
M : May I know who is those people?
Boss : Har? Kenot la.. er... confidential.
M : ^^ I just want to clarify with them, and who are they to say I did not did a good job?
Boss : Err.. is that secretary la.. downstairs mia..
*M goes find secretary*
M : You ah, I can bear u putting a long face at me everytime u c me, but to talk bad behind my back, you.....
Secretary : What? The boss said ur the one that has been saying bad stuffs about me behind my back!

Haiz... this kinda boss... just because wanna increase productivity, did this kinda stuffs. If you didn't know better, or is the timid type, u sure gonna think "Ai ya, ppl say I productivity no good ah? Must do more job!" Lidat ah.. u buta buta got more work to do. Aiyaya.. If ur brave, go up to the boss and say "I KNOW WHAT U DID LAST CHRISTMAS...." lolx.. just to scare them XD

3. The Glory Hog. This one ah, at least better than the backstabber boss. Whateva job u do one, they will steal and they say that they did it. In short, they take credit for ur accomplishments la. After that, they look good, u stupiak there, no promotion, no salary raise, apa pun tarak, e lek. This type of boss ah, samore kenot mess with them ah, or they next time dun give u work do anymore, throw u one side den later like for display only. This type of boss leh, how u handle? On ur project, u write there, big big words, state there, TEAM LEADER is who who who.. If u wan more chi kek, den u use ur own blood to write la. Guarantee boss dun dare mess wif u d. XD


4. The Parent. This type of boss leh, over protective one. What u wan do, oso kenot. No freedom. ( I adi got this kinda family at home, tak payah anymore d, enuff of it). They dun let u decide stuffs, dun let u do things alone, dun let u do things ur way. Why? To avoid risk of mistakes. Lidat ah, u kenot accept challenge ma, u stay there, nth will change for sure one.


5. The Lunatic. The gila mia boss. This one, siao mia. U kenot understand wth they thinking and u kenot predict their next step one. They oso, very short tempered, abit bit nia, volcano bomb d. So ah.. u meet this kinda boss ah, if u see him at there bomb d ah, dun stupiak go near the bomb. Later u buta buta kena. This one, how to handle? I aso duno lor, chi zek lor, resign lor. bo pan huat. pray la.. u dun meet a gila mia boss.



Next up is the most important section of the day,
HOW TO HANDLE UR VOLCANO ERUPTED BOSS:

1. TEMPER METER 10/10
If can, avoid them. If ur jodoh wif the boss so good, and cannot avoid den bo pan huat, anything the boss say, u must agree. In short : A Yesman or a Yeswoman.

Boss says : YOUR STUPID!
You muz say : Yes boss, I am stupid.

Boss says : Your worst den shit!
You muz say : Yes boss, I am lower than shit.

Boss says : ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! (Even if are not involve with the project, just an innocent bystander)
You muz say : Yes boss, I am the one to cause this project to go wrong.

You dun pandai pandai, gao gao go add wood and fire. You gonna dig your own grave.



2. TEMPER METER 8/10
If boss mia temper not yet reach maximum ah, den your lucky, can save urself. Use vague excuses, example:

You didn't hand in project on time.
Tell boss : Sorry ah boss, yesterday company mia server down, kenot do anything la boss. Sorry la boss. Dun angry k?


When u use excuses, use logical one at least k.
Dun go tell your boss.
You : Sorry ah boss, yesterday I slept wif ur wife, that's why can't finish project.
Guarantee 100% Sei la u.


3. TEMPER METER 5/10
If your boss mia meter this high, dun worry! Just give promising promises. Phrase your sentence nicely. You wanna give empty promises oso... u gao gao la..

Example : I am sorry about everything boss, but dun worry, as team leader, I will not let this happen anymore, not in the future, NOT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! I will never ever let you down again!

Dun go tell your boss.
You : Er.. sorry la boss, next time won't be like this nimore
Boss : NEXT TIME?!?! SAMORE GOT NEXT TIME AH?
You : err.. err.. no la.. boss. I mean.. I won't do it again.
Boss : YOU WERE PLANNING TO DO IT AGAIN AH?
You : Err..err.err.....ahhh... NOOOO boss.. I mean.. er..er.. er... As team leader, I will correct all my mistakes.
Boss : CORRECT WUT MISTAKE? TOO LATE LIAO LA! TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE D!
You : Err.err.. sorry la boss... dun kek ki la.. er er... later got wrinkles not nice d...
Boss : YOUR SAYING I AM OLD AND I GOT WRINKLES IZIT?

Just dun dig deeper la.. ^^


4. TEMPER METER 2/10
Aiya.. dun wrry la.. sup sup suay nia this one.

Boss : What went wrong yesterday? Why did the other party hesitated to sign the contract?
You : Ooo.. That was because they wanted to think over.
Boss : Why?
You : Coz they say our company very good, price oso very good.
Boss : I c i c....
You : Btw boss, did i mention, ur tie is fabulous today. Makes you look younger today.
Boss : Why, thank you.

Settle. sup sup suay.


5. TEMPER METER 0/0
If it was me, I would continue facebooking d. Who cares? Kiss ma ass u a**hole boss.
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Gao gao la.. handle your boss in the future XD