I went to watch this "epic" movie last week wednesday..
(thank god it was a wednesday, u will noe why later)

Blood : The Last Vampire, was adapted from a Japanese Anime name ... "Blood : The Last Vampire" too.. -.- (like duh!)

I watch this anime before, it was like so nice... wow and everything, friggin cool and Hagi inside the anime was just too cool and handsome.. lolx..

Expecting that this real version of Blood : The Last Vampire to be a real nice movie too...
(well, that was what I expect after watching it's trailer)
I watch the trailer and I taught to myself
"WOW.. THIS IS ONE F***KING COOL MOVIE.. I MUZ WATCH"

Then the movie was released in Malaysia and I chio my frens to go watch together. I gathered 7 of my friends to attack GSC together to watch the movie.
(we practically dominated the whole row. lolx..)

Then the day before we actually watch it, my fren, Amanda a.k.a Panda went to check online and read the review.. and she told me.. the review said...
"If you think cicakman was bad, Blood is worst"
Then I say : "what? kenot be wut.. japanese + american production leh, should be chun one ma."

We did a little bit more research on the movie, then we found out Gianna acts in it...
Gianna... a korean.. acting in a JAPANESE movie...
-.-"
So we ignore that fact, and decided to still go and watch it.

Fine..
We arrive on that day, bought tickets, grab popcorn and drinks and sit ourselves comfortably in the cinema.
(but before that they were arguing among themselves who should sit with me.. coz they saw me drinking coke.. and say they don't wanna risk their lives to sit wif me.. -.-" me drink coke that bad meh? nvm den.. ")

Soo.. we sit in the cinema...
First part come.. Saya (Main character) glares at some uncle with her eyes.. den her eyes changed colour..
we were like.. wah.. cool... should get contact lens like this. lolx..
Then.. Saya kills the uncle in the subway train..
ok.. d end of first part..

next she was transfer into this AMERICAN school...
and is the ONLY japanese in that school..
(wth does she have to do to america for? really american production ish..)

Then, next thing u noe, she slash two students dead because they were monsters and they were trying to kill this one bimbo who was the daughter of a general.
Then, this bimbo saw her killing this monsters and claim that monsters exist..
So she go tell her dad "the very da useless general" about the monsters..
The papa say "Monsters bo exist one la.. u muz be imagining it"
So the daughter bo kam luan, went to do some research on her own.. she went and steal her dad's millitary car and follow her teacher, which she thinks is a part of it too.

Then we find her entering this one pub, following her teacher. Next thing we noe, the teacher is also a monsters and everyone else in the pub is a monster too..
K lor..biao kin lor.. who ask the bimbo so gatal wan go follow the teacher, cari mati la.
Then the bimbo ma run lor.. run ah run ah..den Saya the heroine ma suddenly jump outta nowhere and save her lor.

Then the best part begins..
We were like expecting.. wah wah... fight wan start liao.. sure si peh yeng one.
Slowly.. we watch it.. we started to feel.... that... its nonsensical.. ==

FIRST! : The blood came out like spilt jelly beans... one biji one biji come out.. and not in liquid form.. -.-" itis like seeing red colour pearls/jelly beans coming out of the monsters stomach after she slashes them.

Ok.. nvm..

2ND!: she slash slash slash and slash slash slash.. and cham cham cham... and potong potong..
she killed like gazillions of monsters and guess what?
we look at her katana.. THERES NOT ONE SINGLE DROP.. OR TRACE OF BLOOD ON IT.
bo koh leng ma, she slash so much, her Katana should have blood on it ma...
nvm lor.. the first face and 2nd fact.. we blame that they use graphic too much on blood. and the graphic failed miserably..

3RD!: I can tell u ar.. this Saya.. is so friggin yeng.. she can avoid all those attacks from the monsters .. she can avoid all those things thrown at her.. best part is, SHE CAN EVEN AVOID ALL THE DROPS OF BLOOD SPLASHING AT HER U NOE?
her face, dun even have one friggin drop of blood on it.
For god sakes la, she slash this monster in the front, the blood spill at her in every direction, and she can do Matrix moves and avoid all the blood and not get herself dirty.. ==

then ar, duno which part time, she kena gunshot, this Saya who is half vampire is about to die de.. Den this bimbo.. WHO DOESNT NOE SHE IS A HALF VAMPIRE noes how to slash her own hand and drops blood in her mouth.. == Saya nva told her she drinks blood too..
Either the director jumped to conclusions or the bimbo thinks her blood so keat can bring the dead to life. -.-"

Soo.. nvm lor.. then we come this one part..
Do you know, the chaveliers in Blood is so hot and yeng..
they turned the chaveliers in the movie into such hideous beings.. disgrace man...
And gues wut.. Hagi is Saya's chavelier who usually gives her blood.
We came to a conclusion, they couldn't find a hot guy to become Hagi, so they put a bimbo to give blood to Saya.. this just turn lesbianic.. OMG....

Biao kin lor, then we come this one part, where Saya meets Onigen..
Onigen tells Saya :
"Lim peh si lin lao bu" (I am ur mother)
Saya was like..: "Bo koh lian!!" (NOOOO!! KENOT BE!!)
K la.. I steal this from the hokkien version of star wars..
sooo ma nvm lor.. We found out Onigen who is a super powderful vampire is Saya's mother.
Orh.. nvm lor..
Saya's powderful mother, kenot speak proper english.. she shoulda just remained with Japanese,
we had a hard time trying to figure out what Onigen is trying to say u noe?
Den she came to this part where Saya KILLED her ALL POWDERFUL mother..
(which nobody in history can kill ever.. and saya can kill her in like.. 5 mins of the movie.. -.-")
Then her mother say :"Now you noe which half gives u strength, and which half makes u fever.."
We were like.. JAM..
wth did the mother just say? Which half makes u fever? Wt...?
soo.. we go home we went to find 0ut, it was suppose to be "Which half makes u weaker.." -.-"
Then she stab the mother, and the mother die..
Then her mother's blood flow out..
The mother's blood which is black... which don't look like black blood at all..
looks more like chinese calligraphy ink pored on her body.. cheapo americans.. -.-"

Soo.. in short.. this whole movie.. is a disgrace to Japanese anime..
It is an epic failure. Heed my advice, if u watch it, u will regret it. especially for anime fans out there.
Oh, and I thank god i watch it on wednesday because If i watch it on normal days, it would be 8 bucks. I WOULD WASTE 8 BUCKS WATCHING THIS SHIT.. Thank god i save 2 bucks..

Still...

I SPENT 6 BUCKS TO WATCH AND EPIC FAILURE! ARGH!